Zebra in the Supermarket

Priced to Move!

On the Delaware

The New Hire

All The King's Horses

Sliced Bread

The Emerald City Responds

Tom Sawyer in the Garden of Eden

Misunderstandings

"No, Steve. I said to wear a biking helmet."

Perspective

"Wow! From up here everybody looks a lot like ... Well, me actually."

Early Pyramid Schemes

"If you find someone who will donate two bricks, and I find someone who will supply two bricks, and those two people find two more people each ... Why, we'll have our own tomb in no time!"